why do I feel so shitty? oh yeah..

is there a worse feeling than knowing you couldn't do it, but someone will come after you and do it better than you?

maybe the death of someone close to you. I don't know how that is yet.










watch London, with Jessica Biel, Chris Evans, and Jason Statham. (YouTube no longer wants to host the clip I'm thinking of, so I'll have to explain what I'd rather show you.) watch it just for the climactic bathroom scene, this intensly heated tirade by Jason Statham's character, called "Bateman." most of the movie takes place as he and Chris Evans' character, Syd, talk in the bathroom at a party, getting to know each other. Bateman lets loose on Syd for complaining about how painful it was for Syd to know that his ex-girlfriend was now fucking a guy with a ten-and-a-half inch dick. Bateman had been trying to avoid going here, but Syd pushed him.

Bateman yelled with wild eyes:
"you don't know what pain is, mother fucker! PAIN, you cunt, is having a beautiful wife who wants to fuck you four, five times a night AND YOU CAN'T!!!"

Syd is taken aback. "wh... why?"

"BECAUSE... mother fucker! I'M AN IMPOTENT MAN!!!"

he told Syd if you can do it at all don't sweat the samll stuff, just get out there and do it. it could be worse.







it could be worse.

you could be an impotent man.



(and no, I'm not literally impotent.)