a 4-second epiphany while brushing my teeth

the two great tragedies of American culture: 1) the girl who is neither fat nor ugly but convinced she is. 2) the girl who is fat and fugly outside and in who thinks she is a beautiful prize to be desired and won (and of course her male counterpart with the same mindset - the "douchebag").

then I spat out the toothpaste :]