Sunday, November 8, 2009

oh, "college"!

every time I open the door to the men's restroom at starbucks I be sure to look in the mirror to see if anyone is lurking behind the door, because I know the one time I don't is the time I get stabbed.

I'm sitting here alone under the ice cold air vent trying to find information on mercury levels in vaccines. I have to present an informative speech thursday five to seven minutes in length, and I have yet to do a damn thing.

the ONLY reason it takes so long to get a college degree is to see if you can put up with years of meaningless shit, not to actually make you any smarter. and once you have a paper proving you can put up with years of meaningless shit, you'll get hired by a company to do thirty more years of meaningless shit. the end.

5 comments:

gamgee said...

HAHAHAHAHAH. you're so OCD like me. you made me laugh with the meaningless shit thing, only because it's so pathetically true. i commend you buddy.

Chris Jones said...

The biggest thing about most college degrees is almost exactly what you said--having a degree for most non-technical areas means a lot because it shows that the person put the time and effort into getting it. It shows they can push through something hard to achieve a goal; it's much easier not to go to college than to go, so for those who do, it shows others that they have that little bit extra.

]3rian said...

thank you, thank you ;)

and Chris, even though our individual pursuits of college degrees are most likely equally tedious, I'm a little jealous of you because at least you got the eff out of rancho!

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Anonymous said...

i laughed, i cried....you were on a roll...