good thing I'm still awake at 5A.M.

...because what else would I be doing but wasting my time sleeping?

I've never drank tea and felt any appreciable caffeine buzz, but apparently two 33.8 fl. oz. of Tejava's bomb-ass unsweetened tea is enough to do the trick (well actually, not to make me feel a buzz, but to keep me awake in bed for three hours rolling around, thinking "Why the hell am I not asleep?"). [that was a lot of punctuation right there.]

it was an innocent thought, six hours ago. "I'm thirsty. iced tea sounds really good right now. oh, two for $3? why not!?" damn you, Ralph's, and your good deals!

I ended up drinking both, along with some beers interspersed. then after finishing said beverages, trying to throw a frisbee silently in the street with the homies, and getting angry "come home!" phone calls, I decided it was time to hit the hay.

blah blah blah can't sleep, now we're here. I think I'll pass the time with an English lesson for you, whoever chooses to read this!

Lesson 1: "nother"

this is very common. I do this too, so don't think I'm coming down on you if you are guilty of this sin. we must simply be mindful of our wrongdoings and eventually make some effort to overcome them...

when we say the word "another", it seems that we might be saying "a nother", giving life and meaning to this bastard of a word. this leads to the phrase "a whole nother", which should obviously be "a whole other".

that's all. just something to think about.

oh wait...

Lesson 2: "I could care less"

think about this one... if you COULD care less, that means you DO care to some degree, because a lesser degree of caring is possible (according to you). if you truly DGAF super hard like an east county bro from a couple years ago, when all bros and bro-hoes had that in their MySpace names but didn't give a fuck what us non-bro people thought... if you truly don't give a flying saucer what someone thinks about you or your clothes or your hair or whatever... then you could NOT care less.

right?

yes.

you may abbreviate this to "I couldn't care less." I will accept this on the exam.

oh! I think the sky is getting lighter! should I watch the sunrise? it's been some time since I've seen one. (not that that's a problem with me. because... you know, I'd really fucking love to be asleep right now. k bye.)